Notices by Amanda (amanda@pleroma.thezone.host), page 7

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AAhhhh i get it
like full metal alchemist

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Sigh.
You are right
@mischievoustomato@5dollah.click find me a job plz

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ah,
well.
fuck.

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Yes, and he will look at everyone in the eye and say:
"Did you think I was kidding, bro?"
or not, I'm not a prophet or anything
It feels so cool to be the prophet that can just say this outright!!!!
It took long to be understood, though
just like the initial light in John 1:5. The "to conquer" also has the meaning of "to understand" in greek. So, "darkness could not understand the light"
...
poor light

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I want to hug you right now.
If there ever was any hug via the internet, this one also counts

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Yes.
what is abestos?
is it the bug that eats wood? (serious question, english is not my first tongue)

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Ah I'm now lowkey sad at myself for using the acronym "ffs" in an honest prayer. Sigh
We humans are still stupid. He did show a lot of patience, though

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LoL if any of you are really considering converting (considering at least) because of this, I... idk, it's just too stupid. which makes it even cooler
And even more.. real!
ffs, Jesus, plz do come back soon I miss you so much

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Well, huh, he did say smth about a door. John 10, I suppose
The reaction of the audience upon hearing that is too similar to the at field to be another door
Although he said he was the door
🤷♂️

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Do dog girls also come quickly?

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And I keep telling everyone that I'm a prophet and that it's "false" in the sense of "fictional" and that if they believe me, they are already.... no, hang on, may they're right.
It's complicated, okay. One day I'll publish some math to support it
When the AT Field from evangelion stops stopping me
No hard feelings, Field.

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Well, okay, I can help you with that!!!
What is your current way of getting cash?

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ah, uh, what do you want then?
I can make pretty ai pics

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Hang on, do you even have money in the first place?

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Yes, lol
You think Jesus, the prophesied Godly kind, would not rule by example?

Also, why do everyone thinks I'm joking when I say "We're literally Jesus' waifus?"
Reverse Jester privilege, I suppose

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All, well, that's for free. salvation and all that.
The implemenation is 1 freedom per hour, please

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About "Seelling world-domination tech. Pay me in freedom and... idk, gpus I guess"

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okay, guys, new plan: we make a lot of dog girls and they'll all take over the world via seduction. But, since they are innately dogs, theyll submit to mankind coz they wanna be owned.
I am kinda scared of how plausible this sound loöl

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okay, I am not skilled enough to really explain this, but the angel who appeared to John in Revelation was the actual one
Which is cool affff!!!!!!
Because Jesus was so ambiguous on earth, too.
And all he said was absolutely true on all levels.
Thank God I have jester's privilege...

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And this is my plan to beat elon-chan once and for all:
I will make dog-girls instead!!!!