Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social), page 6

When talking to a man, add “for a man” to the end of any compliment.

“You’re quite intelligent for a man”
“You’re a great driver for a man”

They like that. It shows respect.

Some thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A TRAFFIC LIGHT.

I’m thinking about selling my theremin.

I haven’t touched it in years.

Check out what I made from just a few old coffee tables!

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The adjective for metal is metallic.

Not so for iron, which is ironic.

The perfect gift idea for your introvert friend.

@Eetschrijver

@Mia67 @Bwee @PaulNickson @DoubleTreble @SurrealSeal @Rana @MaJ1 @SteveClough @blingoali @si_irini @LisSmith @evelynefoerster @TCMuffin @aadams6363 @NormanDunbar @RickiTarr
Fair go! Not everyone regrets following me!!
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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!

Happy 32nd birthday Linux. Here’s your damn cake. Go ahead and compile it yourself!

This is why mock-ups are important.

Good design serves everyone.

#MayTheForthBeWithYou

Who can pick the safe place to step?
#australia

@MaJ1

If people keep electing the rich and powerful to the position of lawmaker, we will continue to get laws that benefit the rich and powerful.

#lifehack

Make Your Car Almost Twice As Fast By Changing It From Mph To Kmh

Follow me for more life hacks.

Them: What’s it like to be an atheist?

Me: Do you believe in Thor or Poseidon?

Them: No…

Me: It’s like that.

I bet Microsoft could make a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t suck.