Notices by 受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 15

@anime_outdoor@poa.st i wish women were real

can i get a cute woman to give me emotional support when i'm welding i think it'd make my welds better

@lain@lain.com don't eat me pls only my wife will be allowed to do that

@kaia@brotka.st motivation beam!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ggV3wGL50

i'm such a good femcel i introduced my friend to yaoi this thanksgiving

hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong dorm
the lesbian club is two floors down
https://szuru.bubbletea.dev/data/posts/14165_3805bb3633c28ba3.png

i am pleased with my systems :3

@thendrix@social.hendrixgames.com u can congratulate me when i get a wife

@thendrix@social.hendrixgames.com your sdr dongle?

the owner of the gun store asked me if i was my friend's wife

@lain@lain.com i was brave and ate a big burger this morning!!

i spent all thanksgiving with my tummy hurting :(

@rakyah drummer here in dire need of queer bass player (woman)

@lain@lain.com i love power i love 47 amps nothing could go wrong with 47 amps it's all about 47 amps for me

my ultimate synthesis: building killdozers for the united states military industrial complex

my only two options apparently

@lain@lain.com h-henno mrs old fart

i'm the opposite of fuck around and find out
i don't have sex and i'm retarded

doing the shit and/or spending time with people doing the shit has been very good, extremely recommend

i've been good, executing my function
managed to get more traction than the rest of the year combined so i should probably keep doing it