Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 14

@dcc Need N*twork ch*ck emoji :wojak_soy2: ☕

Making a 🍕 at zero dark thirty. Somebody tel l 🚫 :benis:

@not_benis @trippedup

Three feet of water damage 😔

@trippedup I found Atlantis

@not_benis @trippedup I'm fine. But my parents house (that they were selling) is probably worth half as much as before.

I tried to check but the roads are still flooded. Probably two-three feet (meter) of water if I had to guess.

@not_benis Raiden 🐝 like: "Snake I'm a weapon :bball1: "
Old Snake: 🚬🗿 And?

@not_benis Psycho Mantis? You're that ninja.

Easy Anti Cheat + Epic Network Services be like 💀
Infinity Ward Net be like "NAT type Strict" 💀
Source Engine matchmaking be like 💀
Source Engine new update be like 💀
Source Engine tab out be like 💀
Helldivers 2 be like ✅

inb4 unreal engine factorio be like 💀

it's over

Queued for casual

bruh it didn't even start

I'm back

skull emoji

@not_benis

@not_benis Sure one second.

Packing the gat and going to no man's land

Wish me luck

@eric @not_benis I should see if :ssv: can pass

💤

@SuperSnekFriend @Goalkeeper Nothing ever happens

"Let's schedule it for..."

I mean we could just do it now, nothing is stopping us.