Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club), page 9

@LukeAlmighty @matrix "The natives all got along before the white man!"
>The Aztecs and Incas sacrificing infants
>other native American tribes committing genocide like it's a fun Sunday activity
>entire tribal areas decimated by disease and famine and warfare before Columbus even arrived
"ok sure."

@LukeAlmighty @matrix OH, these are the scenes you were talking about, gotcha

@ArdainianRight "I have three wives, but my first husband will be you." @ChristiJunior

@EdBoatConnoisseur engineer (TF2): attractive, trustworthy
Engineer (irl): suspicious, shouldn't operate machinery without supervision. @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@coolboymew what are you talking about, the loss of pizza and Chinese food is a disaster. @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@EdBoatConnoisseur >engineering dude
This is 100% what engineers are like. Engineers also have π = 3 because fuck you, that's why.
@coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@EdBoatConnoisseur >giant fucking kettles
I mean ....yes @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@ChristiJunior Rex was a cute kid. @Curvin @coolboymew

@coolboymew oh nooooo

It fucking happened again :jahy_pain:

A nonexhaustive list of fucking stupid content warnings I've seen for fanfics:

- white passing character of colour
- mentions of Russia and/or Russians
- graphic depictions of capitalism
- Josh Whedon
- alcoholism, but like, ironically

@Weeble the fucking tension

Please note, poasties, you are reposting from a homosexual. By reposting this you agree to not hate on homos for at least one (1) calendar month

@coolboymew put it out of its misery at this point

@coolboymew okay but hear me out... @Owl @ssorayaa @Dan_Hulson @Silvsilvchan @VBurner

@coolboymew nothing will EVER top the potato salad Kickstarter.

@coolboymew Fun fact: in most european mythology, unicorns are only seen shortly before a man* dies.

* = does not exclusively mean male, but most texts use male declension.

@coolboymew They really said "how about One Punch Man but with magic" and I'm here for it.

They can't keep getting away with this

Today in "linguistic stupidity that confuses Blake"

UK: he went to hospital
US: he went to the hospital

But;

Both: he went to church.

???