Notices by Joan Westenberg (daojoan@mastodon.social)

You don’t actually miss Twitter. You miss who you were 10 years ago.

[ slaps mosquito ]
mosquito: harder mummy
me: what
mosquito: what

Jake, 26, said it was easy to bootstrap his startup. ‘I sold my furniture, cut out coffee, and used the $2M inheritance from my grandfather to fund my seed round.’ This story sponsored by YCombinator

billionaires with vanity space programs aren't exploring the final frontier, they're fleeing the crime scene

The media will call you a Socialist, but they'll never call him a Fascist

Kate, 23, said it wasn't as hard to buy a house as people made out.

"I just cut my expenses. Unlike my friends, I didn't go out, I ate at home, I watched free to air TV instead of Netflix and I thrift shopped. Add that to the $500,000 my parents gave me for a deposit, and I was able to achieve my goals in just 6 months"

This story sponsored by realestate dot com dot au

The American dream didn't die.

That makes it sound like a natural event.

Like it was inevitable.

Here's the truth:

It was fucking murdered.

By greedy, unchecked corporations, bought and paid for politicians, and every coked-up asshole on Wall Street.

Mozilla and Automattic really duking it out for who can lose decades of community goodwill the fastest

Capitalism is when your tax dollars pay to bail out the bank that foreclosed on your mortgage

Capitalism is when you're more familiar with brands of bottled water than the names of local rivers

I love that “you sound scared” has become a way to shut down critics of AI.

…yes.

yes, I absolutely am scared of it.

No, I’m not ashamed of that.

I don’t hate AI. I don't believe it’s going to destroy us terminator style.

But I’m scared half to hell of the misinformation, political divisions, unemployment, manipulation, spam and deepfake porn and what it’s going to do to our world.

Like it or dislike it, everyone should have a healthy level of fear about what this technology can do.

Modern work:

you get a message in Slack with a link to the Confluence doc to prep for the meeting on Zoom, where you take notes in Notion, and track project progress on Monday and then update the Trello and you get to the end of the week and instead of doing fucking anything you've just moved bits of information around in 17 different databases and each one costs $15 a month per user...

There is gonna be a whole category of artisanal
writing, coding and design Software that has zero AI and LLM bullshit by choice.

Can’t wait.

@Gargron does long cat have a patreon

Being transgender is the least exciting thing about me.

I have no particular interest in discussing it.

But as long as there are people whose entire existence is built around erasing mine, I'll scream about it from the Goddamn rooftops, and nobody can shut me up.

Own your own website. Own your mailing list. Own your newsletter. Own your blog and prioritise your RSS feed.

This is the stuff that works in the long term.

Chasing virality on every new shiny platform is a waste of time.

We can't keep transferring attention and wealth to billionaires while blindly hoping they will selectively choose to focus their attention and resources on the world’s actual problems. It's like giving a room full of 5-year-olds a tub of ice cream and an iPad and hoping they retile the kitchen.

Excellent. Via @parismarx

We need a new word to describe the constant fear of leaving entire tech platforms and starting again every six months because they decided posting Swastikas doesn't violate their TOS

I would very conservatively guess that 80-90% of all online “courses" will be entirely LLM generated from this point on. Be very careful before you spend your $ folks.