Notices by The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 9

This is how I start my day, I’m fuckin ded :kek_laugh:

Sydney Powell, I believe

Maybe that’s how they put themselves back on the market.

“hey graf omg were you aware o-“

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Alcohol? I’m going shots of choccy milk!

Thank you, your honor! :kek_smirk:

She does :kek_wink:

I move that Pink Taco Tuesday be officiated as a totally real holiday.

Is there a happy medium between stew and soup? Like stoup?

Yeah cmon man don’t be a party souper

It kinda depends what soup

You know, regardless of whoever is correct, I have to acknowledge how sad this argument is.

It’s cartoons, bro

Did I also just get a visit? :o

Never got a follow back tho :kek_cry:

Ah shit the smoke is back.

WHAT

I just spent the last 16 years thinking Bob Barker was dead. What the fuck dude. What the hell.

My perception of reality is in doubt now. I have memories from high school of people talking about Bob Barker dying.

He’s saving himself for peaches

This is the benefit of only banging women you’re in love with.

It’s been used as one lol