Notices by healyn (healyn@mastodon.social), page 2

i see a lot of people making fun of the new Apple goggles, but if it allows me to finally fuck an Excel file, there's no amount i won't spend

Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation

@Gargron I really do wanna watch that one. Not now, though

Been on a real film-watching degenerate streak lately (There Will Be Blood, Shame, Bad Lieutenant, One False Move...DVR'd Blue Velvet and planning on watching it tomorrow). Gonna have to switch it up soon with something uplifting. Air Bud, maybe?

@Gargron I like it, and I think the search function has been improved?

Either way, "Post" should say "Toot". I will never waver on this

@Gargron I guess my only criticism about this post is you didn't use the word "Threads" enough

For anyone thinking maybe bluesky is better? "Maybe I should stick with twitter?"

Just a heads up that mastodon was not started as part of Operation Paperclip. Eugen is
not *from* Germany, ok? He simply lives there

@Gargron My comment was just a callback to when we used to rib each other about Dear Hunter. My biggest issue was the vocals! Ché Aimee Dorval is great! Glad Devin took my critique to heart

@Gargron That sounds like whatever the opposite of ASMR is

I hate that I need some kind of audio to fall asleep

If I'm left to the silent darkness, I'll inevitably start thinking about my biggest regrets, like spelling "handkerchief" incorrectly in my 6th grade spelling bee

@Gargron Eugen, these trees look like they're squaring up to fight each other

Not getting too much recruiter interest on my Indeed dot com CV that lists the last 12 years of my life as "Bigfoot Hunter"

All in due time...the walls are closing in

Picture of me flirting

this is a pipe imo