Notices by Count Binface (countbinface@mastodon.world)

It’s meant to be.

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

I'm delighted to announce my candidacy to be London Mayor 2024. And because I'm an intergalactic space warrior who practises what I preach, here is the news presented via the greatest medium in the omniverse: CEEFAX!

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.