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Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 11:42:17 JST Mandu 🥟

Big pharma, so kind and so true,
They charge you an arm, but they’ll take your leg too.
:youtube: ElleCordova
In conversation about 16 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 12:09:12 JST Mandu 🥟

Do I look like someone who fist bumps? I will cut you!
#Caturday
In conversation about 21 days ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. smol black kitten pawing at person's fist
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 10:23:41 JST Mandu 🥟

Can't hurt to try, though you might get strange looks from your cat
https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/113675529295964908
#Caturday
In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. woman licks her leg while her cat is cleaning themselves. cat stops briefly to watch her, maybe a little confused why this furless animal is licking her bare skin.
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 17:15:37 JST Mandu 🥟

How Insurance Works
(reposting because I can't find the original post.)
In conversation about a month ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. 4-panel comic from pizzacake comic describing how insurance works. Woman (looking at viewer): Today we're going to learn about insurance! Woman (looking at insurance): Hey insurance, I am injured and need some of that money I gave you in case I get injured. Woman representing insurance, wearing top hat, diamond necklace, gold chain, holding a cigar, and surrounded by money bags: No Woman (looking at viewer): And that's how insurance works!
  https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/598/657/265/744/621/original/28b3d2cc0e970042.jpg
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 04:14:18 JST Mandu 🥟

*JFEG*
smbc-comics.com
In conversation about 4 months ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. comic of man and woman walking down hallway. woman: uh, sorry, no. it's joint PHotographic experts group. PH, not P. it's pronounced "JFEG." caption: Helen opens up an entirely new front in The GIF Wars.
  https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/212/093/959/450/155/original/2a44efdc173159e9.png
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Sep-2024 20:02:41 JST Mandu 🥟

totally valid excuse
In conversation about 4 months ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. game simulator where icons for rock paper and scissors battle until all the icons are of one type, in this case paper wins tweet: sorry i can't come tonight, i'm watching the rock paper scissors simulator season final
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 13:06:12 JST Mandu 🥟

defying physics really strengthens your core
:insta: @ lexbu
In conversation about 6 months ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. shifted perspective of woman doing a handstand on dumbbells against the wall. another woman sitting on bench next to her watches. they both get up and walk on the wall, which is actually the floor because the camera is tilted 90° on its side.
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 11:55:12 JST Mandu 🥟

ebony and ivory, live together in purrfect harmony
#Caturday
In conversation about 7 months ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. a black cat and a white cat embracing each other and sleeping, their legs interlocking around each other's body
  https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/719/213/371/598/222/original/19e262dd9079350b.jpg
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 19:44:26 JST Mandu 🥟

travel by rail and discover a world beyond the litter box
#Caturday
In conversation about 9 months ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. white kitten standing on hind legs and looking out the window of a moving train as the sun sets outside
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Apr-2024 12:18:12 JST Mandu 🥟

orange world must look better from the upside-down
#Caturday
In conversation about 9 months ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. orange cat sitting in a semi-inverted position atop a cat tree
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Feb-2024 20:33:59 JST Mandu 🥟

coffee break at the pawffice
#Mondog
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. dozens of huskies running up a spiral staircase
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 09:56:21 JST Mandu 🥟

have a funktastic friday!
#dancing
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. man wearing leopard print bucket hat dancing. four other men behind him and groovin along
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2024 19:15:09 JST Mandu 🥟

they say money can't buy happiness, but have you tried investing in corgi pup belly rubs?
#Mondog
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. five corgi pups laying next to each other on their backs. person's finger gives them a belly rub one after another and the pups wiggle and shake from the tickles
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2024 15:29:28 JST Mandu 🥟

can't today. i'm working on my résuméow
#Caturday
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. cat pawing at tiny laptop computer next to a real laptop, looks like he's typing
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 10:22:18 JST Mandu 🥟

pastry porn quickie
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. sped up time lapse of various pastries baking in the oven
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Dec-2023 20:14:25 JST Mandu 🥟

good luck getting past the airport security dogs with that
#squirrels
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. 5 young squirrels climbing and running all over a standing luggage bag
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 13:33:02 JST Mandu 🥟

do not feed him leftovers after midnight
#Caturday
In conversation about a year ago from mstdn.social permalink
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1. silver cat with wide face and long hairy ears, resembles a mogwai
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 07:18:29 JST Mandu 🥟

Me: heard a lot of scooter injury stories.
Shirtless guy wearing a GoPro:
#scooter
In conversation Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 07:18:29 JST from mstdn.social permalink
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1. a shirtless guy wearing a gopro helmet rides a scooter down a hill and launches himself from a ramp onto a platform a few stories high. then he jumps off the platform, lands on the ramp and rides it down.
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 04:05:58 JST Mandu 🥟

literally taking it like a duck to water
In conversation Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 04:05:58 JST from mstdn.social permalink
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1. woman tosses a duck into a kiddie pool of water as another duck swims around in circles. duck returns to woman for another toss a few times.
Mandu 🥟 (yurnidiot@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 17:08:23 JST Mandu 🥟

adulting
In conversation Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 17:08:23 JST from mstdn.social permalink
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1. golden retriever dog holding his leash in his mouth and walking himself

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