Notices by Louisa (louisa@mastodon.xyz)

[Dean Martin Volare voice] ZUCCHINI

@Gargron what the heck!! Doesn't that mean you see someone say "I'm out of the hospital now, thanks for the good wishes everyone" before you see them say "I think I just broke my leg" hours earlier?

There's always some talk after #Monsterdon that reminds me that some people read their TL from most recent to oldest, which is so wrong I can't even accept that it happens

"Now when you scroll through a channel in the app, the slightest touch to the right side of the screen will open a reply to that comment. This won't cause any problems because no one will scroll with their right hand, no one has ever been left-handed" —Discord

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

https://youtu.be/YRON9asYt0k

I'm never going to watch The Thing— but from what I've heard about it, it's hard to believe The Thing From Another World (which had zero claustrophobic paranoia) has anything in common with it

If you left Twitter way before Elon Musk was even rumored to buy it because of how it was run under Jack Dorsey, it sure sucks to see people mentally rewriting history to say Twitter only got bad after Musk and Dorsey's new platform is going to be paradise