Notices by Staff Chief of Joints (the_etrain@beige.party)

I like how social media and news sites call it your "feed". Makes me feel like a farm animal getting fattened up for slaughter so I can be divided up and sold piecemeal to advertisers.

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I thought homeopathy meant gays could read my mind.

@jeff
AI generated dick pics is probably the most terrible idea I've heard in quite some time. That's good work 👏😂

Muted? Seriously? But, what did I..... ohhhhhh yah. All those dick jokes. That's fair.

@jeff
Crude pencil drawings?

@jeff
Oh, who am I kidding? I can't draw. I could trace one if I got my hands on a light box, probably.