Dear people of #mastodon , welcome to this alternate branch of reality.
Here, people voted to have their p*ssy grabbed, their money stolen, their richest elevated to the rank of idols, their #democracy reduced to smithereens.
In this alternate reality, we shall live in #fear because more than half of #Americans elected a #dictator . And those idiots still believe it's gonna be good for them.
Well, let the party begin!