Notices by mushroom soup (mushroom_soup@breastmilk.club), page 5

I need you to understand that there is a significant percentage of young people of a certain demographic who literally cannot read the menus at the place I work. They order by pointing at one of the menu boards with pictures and saying like ‘the middle one’

pain

your pictures have the opposite effect that you want

@kf01

someone on fedi is about to get lucky

her portrait vs the way she actually looks will never not be funny to me

@coldacid I love the fact that Trump already was president for four years and didn’t try to turn the government into a dictatorship yet that’s still the only threat they can come up with if he’s elected again

@coldacid average liberal boomer (thread is about not wanting to vote for Biden due to Palestine)

@coldacid rent free

New copypasta just dropped

Can you see the magic picture?

We need him back on twitter

Um

i dont think this is a good thing???