Notices by ¢нαяℓιє яσσт (charlie_root@decayable.ink), page 26
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@1iceloops123 @theorytoe @dcc @olmitch
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@theorytoe @dcc
No Turks are the mortal enemies of Greeks, the virgin goat-fuckercels vs the chad olive oil wrestlers lol
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@dcc @theorytoe
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@theorytoe
Do you even have a IRL crush or interest? Start there, at least get an idea of what kind of lady your into. Also, I do this too, learn to small talk with cute women without being self conscience. I've had days where I feel old and past my prime, then I accidently make some cute grocery checker laugh and it lifts me up.
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@dcc @theorytoe
Don't make me call the President of Turkey, he has your dronestrike coordinates.
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@theorytoe
I miss my 20's, I just had to exist and somehow someway single women would wander into my path and just a simple "I think your cute, can I have you number," would suffice. But now it feels like you have to put WAY more effort into it in 2023, especially in you late 30s.
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@dcc @theorytoe
Don't lump me in with that faggot, that's just common sense shit. Fucking zoomers stop making stupid references challenge (impossible).
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@theorytoe
You probably aren't even trying, you have to talk to them first pal. I would know because I don't try at all, I'm an anti-social shut in most of the week, and am also 6'3" and half way okay looking for my age (I could def hit the gym tho).
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@theorytoe
Girls naturally like to feel smaller that their man. That's why the tall guy fetish is such a thing.
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@SuperSnekFriend @Zerglingman
Was the smug.moe that Johnny Tomato was on? I notice a lot people went over to 5dollah.chick
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@Zerglingman
NO MORE sleepy.cafe??
This is a FUCKING OUTRAGE!!
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@SuperSnekFriend @Zerglingman
Listen here, when you were drunk at 2am Chudbuds hellthreads always came in clutch for laughs and weirdness.
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@Zerglingman
Time to remember the fallen soldiers,
rojogato.com
distrotoot.com
chudbuds.lol
coolsite.win
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@Zerglingman
Oh yah, long ago. Off to the graveyard of lost and forgotten dead instances, RIP.
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There used to be an instance on the fedi called shrimposter.club, I'm not even making it up, that would be shimpossible..
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@rapist @Zerglingman
My dad always said to never assume, because when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME.
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@Zerglingman @rapist @BadFediPosts
Dems jokes Zergman :charlie_root:
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@meowicked @GrungeQueef
It's well known that NWA's manager was Jewish, and that if anyone ever gave the rappers problems, he had Jewish mafia goons closeby to knock heads around. I recall even reading Ice Cube talk about this.
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@rapist
> doxxed my cock dimensions
Sir, the correct term is getting "coxxed"
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@rapist @marine @d0c40r0 @Dicer
Feed her theses, they love to eat these things
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