Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

Men will literally burn down a rainforest to avoid giving an artist $20 to draw an image.

NPR: is this song racist?

Me: yes

NPR: Opinions differ! <a long sequence of 'yes, racist' opinions>

Me: Okay?

NPR, *proudly*: we found the one person to say Not Racist* ta-da, we are an objective news source

* a professor exploring aloud IFF it is reclaimed from the racists by eg playing it as part of a cultural event is the one person, a theoretical prospect I'm hard-pressed to see having been achieved.