Notices by guizzy (in exile) (guizzy@shitposter.club), page 8
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@lain >I wish Google would just focus their search efforts on making a good search engine, sprinkled with some ads in the sidebar or occasionally interspersed inside the results, clearly marked.
"I want small ads that I can easily ignore and never click on to pay for massive software engineering projects, this shouldn't be too hard, right?"
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@ooignignoktoo @Leaflord @mangeurdenuage Here the school system goes like this: Elementary school for 6 years, high school for 5 years.
Kids can either finish high school alongside learning a trade to get a Diplome d'Étude Professionelle, or after high school go to CÉGEP.
CÉGEP has 3 year programs that give you a diploma that's you can go on the job market with, or 2 year pre-university programs.
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@ooignignoktoo @mangeurdenuage @Leaflord That's AGECVM, the Association Générale des Étudiants du CÉGEP du Vieux-Montréal. Which actually explains everything.
As much as I understand why people are on edge with this kind of stuff, this is not from the school, it is from the student union, at a college, so it's young adults more than kids.
As someone who was involved with his CEGEP student union, that's just the kind of thing student unions do and have always done. And even more so for the CÉGEP du Vieux-Montréal.
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@Mitsu @why > im love [...] shoveling snow
*Guizzy will remember this*
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@coolboymew Juggernaut is a mindfuck. I've been obsessed with that genre recently, cursed multimedia adventure game. There's this, Mansion of Hidden Souls, D/Enemy Zero/D2, the complete output of Synergy Interactive (Gadget, L-Zone, Alice, Four-Sight), Cosmology of Kyoto, and a bunch of Saturn/PSX/Dreamcast japanese games that were never/only recently translated...
The visuals of these games were only technically impressive for a short period of time, after which they felt primitive. And my (and I feel the public's) revulsion at the primitive technology and techniques eclipsed any aesthetic choices these games made, it's only recently that I find I'm able to appreciate them.
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@coolboymew And the best 2600 games were from Activision anyway, not Atari.
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@coolboymew Anyone nostalgic for Atari or curious about what the deal was should skip this box and just get Atari 50 instead. It's got more, with the best presentation you can hope for. It might not replicate the experience of putting a cartridge and starting a console, but it'll make you care about Atari and their history as a company much better than an overpriced replica can.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @Bead They were willing enough to try adapting Starship Troopers, but I doubt they would nowadays, and Dune would be much harder.
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@lain
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@lain She would never allow it
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Shitposter's new emoji gave me a great idea
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@kaia :shittingtoothpaste:
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Send me a picture of a vaporwave style advertisement for a futuristic burger restaurant. The ad needs to have a raccoon.
Answer: “Imagine walking into an immersive, neon-lit world where colors collide and time seems to stand still. The air is filled with electronic beats as you approach a sleek, chrome-plated burger joint. On its walls, futuristic fonts spell out the name of this establishment - Raccoon's RetroBurger. As your eyes adjust to the luminescent environment, you notice an enormous, glowing signboard featuring a stylish raccoon wearing sunglasses and a chef hat. The words Vaporwave Vibes dance across the surface in bold letters, inviting customers into this futuristic paradise of culinary delights.”
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Yes
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Imagine a cute and curious creature with a mask-like face featuring distinctive black markings around its eyes, resembling a bandit. This animal has bushy fur that is typically grayish brown but can vary in color, and it's known as the raccoon. Now, picture this agile mammal wearing an apron with two ties at the waist, called a pinafore apron. The raccoon would be adorably clad in this functional garment while exploring its surroundings or searching for food.
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@lain @mangeurdenuage
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Me: Send me a picture of a raccoon playing harmonica sitting on the sidewalk. Write the lyrics to the song he's playing, called "trash eating blues"
Answer: Imagine this scene - A small, furry creature with distinctive black and brown markings covering its body is perched on the edge of a concrete pathway. It has a harmonica in its hands, which it skillfully plays while sitting upright on all fours. The sound produced by the raccoon's playful fingers dancing across the holes of the harmonica fills the air with an unexpected melody that brings smiles to passersby.
The lyrics to "Trash Eating Blues" are as follows:
Oh, trash eating blues, I love your tasty treats
Raccoon's gotta eat and you know it's true
Garbage pile is my home, so don't judge me too
I play this harmonica while munching on the trash
Oh, trash eating blues, I love your tasty treats
Raccoon's gotta eat and you know it's true
Garbage pile is my home, so don't judge me too
I play this harmonica while munching on the trash
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@Moon @coolboymew Has someone broken Terry's heart and profaned the temple by introducing networking yet?
That's the arbitrary limitation that kills my interest in TempleOS, and it's the one I always try to get through first when playing with retro computers.
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@lain It's not their fault if turkey tastes best poached in gasoline!
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wives cuz Lain is posting cooking videos again
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