Notices by Sir David Nielsen (davidnielsen@mastodon.social)

@arstechnica @cstross note this wasn’t a medical study, this asshole just got 217 doses, which could have been made available to people in actual need.

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

@arstechnica @lisamelton that way, you can spend more time with the ads they put in your operating system.

@arstechnica @lisamelton do me a favor, if you see this gentleman in the street, cough on him. Some of us are likely to have an airborne disease that could inconvenience him.

@arstechnica @DemocracyMattersALot Harvard, the finest stamp of approval for being a terrible person.

Thanks for adding to the distrust in science you assholes.

@arstechnica @lisamelton this is the “Bug fixes and improvements” of admissions.

@arstechnica @lisamelton we need to start charging those anti-vaxxer as being accessories to murder and reckless endangerment.

I am also heavily in favor of a federal mandate to be vaccinated, which means making them free (which isn’t a problem, every study says that it is one of the best investments a society can make, which easily pays for itself many times over.)

Finally, we need federal mandates governing indoor airflow management, to reduce spread and increase productivity.

@nixCraft @cstross that has to be the worst non-Boeing sales pitch.

@arstechnica Imaginary CEO for company dealing in imaginary money, resulting in real losses.

@arstechnica @lisamelton brake cleaner… they need to be advised not to put brake cleaner in hand sanitizer, welcome to capitalism!

@aral @lisamelton Medhi Hasan is a treasure, utterly ruthless when it comes to bringing the thunder.

@arstechnica @lisamelton geez, having a ultra wealthy prepper in charge of technology which could potentially have wide reaching implications wasn’t a good idea?

A man who believes the apocalypse is going to happen, is a man who will squeeze as much as he can out of the world for himself, as he lights everything on fire.

@arstechnica this and The Wheel of Time might be reason enough to sign up for Prime, while that asshole Bezos is reason to never do so. Conflicted.

@amigalove the correct edition!

@Gargron Bardcore is surprisingly awesome.

@arstechnica @lisamelton let’s just be clear, this is not okay. Do not threaten or harm Unity employees, especially not in a deeply traumatic manner.

@arstechnica @lisamelton another sign that we live in the darkest timeline, we can’t have nice things.

@Gargron for some reason, I got mad metal vibes from that cover and now I am disappointed.

@arstechnica @lisamelton as being delicious, they can make vegan bacon, vegan leather, insulation material and an alternative to wheat flour, is there anything fungi can’t do?

@Gargron I have just gotten @ShannaGermain’s Old Gods of Appalachia, so I have a few suspicions.

@eff @lisamelton PSA: the surveillance state exists to keep you servile, not to keep you safe.