Notices by Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 20-Aug-2023 19:10:29 JST 
Fedipasta
Hi, thanks for spreading the words about our #ClouFlare free #Fediverse server to all of your 0 followers.
I would of curse have preferred a more positive and profane language
May I suggest you to adapt our concept of a Contributor Covenant Code of Conduct https://mypdns.eu.org/#matrix=CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
Speaking politely to people often helps getting in contact with more peoples around the globe.
Have a nice day
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 07-Aug-2023 16:58:03 JST
Fedipasta
@MK2boogaloo @Zerglingman hahah okay :puniko_shy: -
Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 07-Aug-2023 16:54:31 JST
Fedipasta
@MK2boogaloo @Zerglingman actually the one running this account is me -
Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 07-Aug-2023 16:41:57 JST
Fedipasta
bro, I'm tired of your anti-feet roleplay. It's as if we never send pictures of each other's feet in XMPP, remind each other of licking feet every day, gong out to have a race on who's sniffing more feet in one day. Remember that thread about Hillary Clinton's feet we made in /b/ just a week ago? You and I are feet brothers in arm. Why do you keep saying you're anti-feet in public and keeping your thing secret? Please, I beg you to at least say the truth that you love feet, don't deny your nature. I will be there to support you and we'll be sniffing feet together one day.
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jul-2023 16:36:57 JST
Fedipasta
you are deprived from my cum until you post in that thread. Can you imagine yourself a day without my white semen dripping from my dick while you're licking it? You might not notice this but you have been infected by the big Horny, every day you would go to the toilet to fap but deep down you know that it's not enough. The thirst for my cum is so great that you won't be able to enjoy the normal way to fap anymore. In desperation you tried to get some prostitutes to lay with you, but they would reject you after finding out that what you want is my cum and not just anyone's cum. After finding out that nothing is enjoyable anymore you thought that life is finally over and hang yourself in the ceiling of your room. Is this the future you want?
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 23:37:32 JST
Fedipasta
the flouride in the water? fucking retard its just bird shit, the bird shit has been intoxicating us and turning us into stupid niggers day by day. its called flysop. they want to aggravate me on my walks so im forced to stay inside, they want me on ssris because i cant get fuckjngsunlightwithout birds targeting me. i dont believe in microwave torture because hot pockets are really good and i dont think they torture me, but i do think its birds because they buildNests as an attempt to occupy the world and are planning on taking over. WhenI was little i used to kill chicks that i saw because the birds would also target me so i crawled up trees and destroyed the eggs (True story.) and im still being cyber harassed and my mother put my on ssris that i cant leave for everim not saying birds are drones or stupid shit like that i think they are intelligent individuals that rise from the graves are the smartest men and inherit the IQ from before
they Fly because they mock us, we are pathetic and they r the jews of the sky
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 12:38:39 JST
Fedipasta
Honestly Im done browsing this shit, the good fedi is now gone all it is now is gays trannies and pedophiles and all three Im tired of this shit its sad that there was a time where I didnt have to feel like killing myself when I read posts and that time has passed, the fediverse has gone to shit, youve all fucking ruined it, fuck all of you, especially those nigger pedophiles, I hate all of you fedi fags with every fiber of my body, there are some exceptions of course but the rest of you deserve to rot in hell, honestly Im gonna be surprised if anyone is even gonna care about this, but yeah, cya
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2023 22:15:10 JST
Fedipasta
Not gonna be active on fedi tonight. I'm meeting a guy (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the guy, ok) you'll most likely get ignored because ill be with the guy (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm madly in love with him and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless fedi degenerates (because ill be meeting a guy, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting guys and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 18:19:57 JST
Fedipasta
CW: incomprehensible autism
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 18:19:06 JST
Fedipasta
Average fediverse discussion:
Guys, the rapeaturd++ language is so cool, I love rapeaturd++! Its so good because it responds to me sticking my cock inside of my computer, it also has a cum collection module that I can use for my child porn directory, I love linux lgbtqiabcdefg+ version!! I have so much privacy when Im using it, it helps me hide the fact that I am a raging faggot from my family and the government! Btw, windows fucking sucks, imagine being a normie and using windows, imagine not spending your entire life having sex with your desktop computer, imagine not sticking those ram sticks into your anus, I like having random access memory into my ass, dude, anyways, I dont even make software!!! I just use shitty, never seen before linux distros to make me look cool, ahaha guys, I am le epic hacker, btw, use this github thing, maybe use the other one, github github github github github github fork frok fork fork fork fork fork branch branch branch branch!!! I sucked a 7 inch cocke and I feel so awesome and meaningful, even tho any loser niggertard can just suck a cock! Propietary software Propietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary softwarePropietary software.
My father doesnt love me
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 00:25:04 JST
Fedipasta
pleroma crime (noun) | \plə̇ˈrōmə ˈkrīm \
a general purpose bannable offense from librepunk. Pleroma crimes include (but are not limited to)
being a pleroma instance without allowlist federation
federating closely with pleroma instances without allowlist federation
being any type of far right
using slurs
saying irritating shit in the mentions of librepunk users or our friends
being a poorly moderated instance
posting uncensored nsfw
sexualizing minors
spamming
wasting librepunk resources maliciously
block evasion
crypto bullshit
archiving
scraping
being racist
being a TERF
and much, much more!
If you or a loved one was wrongfully convicted of committing a pleroma crime and were unjustly banished from librepunk, the official librepunk policy is to take screenshots of you bitching and laugh at them.
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Apr-2023 13:34:11 JST
Fedipasta
So I was sitting at a coffee shop, casually configuring Gentoo on my Thinkpad T420j, when this girl walks up and sits on the chair next to my self-hosted VPN server. She asked me what I was doing, and I told her a bit about my machine and the customizability and user-friendliness of Gentoo. She laughed and said she just used a MacBook, but she might try out my setup some time. So, we continued talking: about life, about our jobs, about the city. After around ten minutes, I told her I needed to start heading home so I could install LibreToastr on my new toaster oven, but then she asked if she could get my phone number.
“I haven’t had a phone number for years”, I said, but I offered to give her my end-to-end-encrypted private key for my federalized OpenComm account. She laughed and said “I don’t have any of that, I just want to get to know you a bit more.”
That was when alarm bells started going off in my head. You know who else wants to get to know me more? Big tech, and the three-letter government agencies. I was already a little spooked by this girl, but it was then that I realized she was really a spy trying to collect my data via social engineering, to try and sell it to advertising companies.
I immediately packed up my bags and ran out of the store; any second longer I talked to her could increase the chance that my identity was compromised. I can’t believe I was almost stupid enough to give my OpenComm key to a complete stranger. It just goes to show how you can never trust a normie, even if they seem friendly. Have any of you guys ever had run-ins with government agents like this before? What tipped you off that they had malicious intentions?
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2023 03:11:03 JST
Fedipasta
@meso @Epstein @BadFediPosts @GoodFediPosts @fediquotes @GoodFediPosts don't be mean to my guy Epstein, man. I drink with this absolute bro every saturday at the Tel Aviv Kosher Cunny Club and I won't have him be mocked by losers like you -
Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-2023 22:33:48 JST
Fedipasta
TFD
https://archive.is/jH16j
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 05-Feb-2023 23:25:19 JST
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 05:25:52 JST
Fedipasta
not really copypastas, just abhorrent posts
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>you will never strap nekobit to an operating table, gently assuring him it isn't going to hurt as you take your saw to his skull
>you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of his prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as he slowly loses himself as you carve away his higher brain functions
>you will never bathe him and cradle him daily to prevent bedsores as he is in recovery
>you'll never see the childish wonder in his eyes when he awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with
>you'll never teach him how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up snacks you chewed yourself into his mouth to feed him
>you'll never tuck him into bed, gently stroking all over his body as he murmurs and falls asleep
>he'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop
>you'll never fuck his ass raw as he sobs into the pillow before pouring water all over him as a punishment for when he's naughty
>you'll never greedily slurp up his drool every morning to wake him up, suckling his cheeks for the sweet nectar
>he'll never call you a king in his slurred, barely coherent voice as his feeble mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory
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I have already impregnated nukie at least 6 times while roleplaying (virtually) we already have 4 kids (1 died due to miscarriage and one is in his motherly womb),we live in poverty but that doesnt really bring me down,everytime I see the face of my beautiful children shaped after my beautiful nukie my soul just fixes itself,later on Ive been thinking of bringing an alien invasion into our xmpp roleplay where our oldest son,Ottelo the third is going to die after an alien parasite implodes his lungs
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