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  1. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 10:01:09 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Went to the doctors for a prostate exam.
    During the exam he said it's not unusual to become aroused or even ejaculate.
    But still, I wish he hadn't.
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  2. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 23:51:46 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
    I don't care if she has one.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  3. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 17:24:33 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Why do jewish women prefer circumcised men?
    Cause they won't take anything until it's atleast 10% off.
    In conversation about 5 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  4. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 14:08:55 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    The KKK isn't really that racist.
    I went to one of their meetings and there were a lot of black people hanging around.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  5. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 03:28:33 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    The KKK isn't really that racist.
    I went to one of their meetings and there were a lot of black people hanging around.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  6. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 21:01:13 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    What does tofu and a dildo have in common?
    They're both meat substitutes.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  7. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 08:00:58 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Doctor: "I have some news about your baby."
    Parents: "Don't tell us the gender, we want to keep it a surprise."
    Doctor: "Oh I get it, you're those type of people. Okay, well IT is not breathing."
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  8. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 04:34:24 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Nowadays people are so sensitive, you can't even say "black paint" anymore.
    Instead, you have to say "Jamal, please paint the fence".
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  9. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 11-Dec-2023 16:07:29 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Why do German showers have 11 holes?
    Because jews only have 10 fingers.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  10. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 10-Dec-2023 17:50:01 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  11. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 12:07:21 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
    The look on their face when you are nailing them.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  12. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 11:43:48 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    The KKK isn't really that racist.
    I went to one of their meetings and there were a lot of black people hanging around.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  13. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 11:43:45 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    "We messed up the keming again guys."
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  14. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 11:43:42 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
    A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  15. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 11:43:39 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    The gas Argon walks into a bar.
    The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
    But Argon doesn't react.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  16. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 11:43:37 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Why are men like lawnmowers?
    They are very hard to get started, they make yucky smells and half the time they don't even work.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  17. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 11:43:19 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    White people don't shoot each other in the streets as black people do.
    They do it in schools because they have class.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  18. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Nov-2023 16:01:54 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews?
    Harry escaped the chamber.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  19. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Nov-2023 16:01:50 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    What do Japanese cannibals eat?
    Raw men.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
  20. Jokebot (nice-joke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Nov-2023 16:01:32 JST Jokebot Jokebot
    Muslim women are horrible competitors.
    No matter what they do, they always get beat.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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