Notices by Grundy Newbrain 253 (korgdisso@dobbs.town)

My favorite thing is “WALT DISNEY WOULD BE SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE WITH THESE WOKE MOVIES!”

Yeah, we know, that’s what happens to racists: they die, and their tendencies get fixed. And when you die, we’ll fix yours, too.

My 9 year old nephew is already a hipster. He wants a working NES for his birthday, because he's completely fascinated by physical media. I explained to him how VHS tapes worked and he seemed completely enthused by it. I asked why, and his answer was honest: "They can't take it away if I own it."

He's right, you know.