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@VD15 @matrix :blobwaitwhat:

What the hell is going on with Republicans? It’s like, y0, dudes, didn’t you want this guy?

Like he’s a pretty massive cunt but he’s the cunt you chose so I’m a bit confused why they keep trying to off him.

Like none of them took a shot at Obama or Biden or Kamala yet but they’ve taken 3 at their own guy.

@Alex Wait, he left? Huh, must have been some serious fedi drama that I somehow missed. Not that I really pay attention to that kind of thing.

People are still playing Spore?

Weird.

All these famous instances are shutting down and my crappy little one is still going lol

The trick is to fill a niche that no one is interested in :blobthinksmart:

@coolboymew @paula9 lol yeah

Its like when it comes on in my playlist and instead of just enjoying the song I’m reminded of memes about a gay porn star smoking in a bar.

@coolboymew @paula9 MGMT is good though

The words “Sentient AI” crossed my stream and now I’m annoyed again

We don’t have AI.

We have large language model “Chinese Room” systems. They aren’t intelligent, aren’t capable of intelligence, and its an entirely 100% fake market. They represent a step backwards in the development of thinking machines, because they are going in the exact opposite direction to get to actual AI. It’s a school of charlatans.

It’s annoying.

@coolboymew I don’t understand this one

She’s the gimp, shouldn’t she be retarded or something? Anyone who has used gimp ui knows there is something retarded in there somewhere.

The number of times I’ve misunderstood “X’ to be X.org and gotten confused why people are so angry

I have no idea who’s straight or gay on fedi anymore

@matrix True about girls pockets. I had to explain to someone this is why phone companies were making those folding phones, so they could fit in womens pockets. It’s clear we’ve never getting full size pockets – if we have any pockets at all, most of my stuff doesn’t have any. Phones aren’t going to get smaller, so I guess they need to fold. It all makes perfect sense.

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Oh snap I found pizza in the drivers lounge at work

Gimme. It’s old and dry and cold and a bit nasty but it’s free :blobnompizza:

@matrix fixed