Notices by Sir Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com)

Seriously though, did somebody actually lose 30 ktons of nitrate? Nobody's stealing that to grow weed.

@lain when we get bored we can swap

Imagine how good the math grades are where she teaches

@dcc @eriner @Sabex not interested in trying to solve this mystery it’s above my pay grade and nobody would listen to my fat ass anyway.

@Sabex I stopped listening a while ago. The ratio of media deconstruction to retarded theories has gone way sideways. Also I don’t tend to hang with cunts who think everybody fat is a piece of shit. On account of most of my favourite people being fat cunts.

@Sabex everybody’s a fat cunt RN, unless they live in the gym or on the road. I’m not listening to anybody whose theory is “put the fork down fatso” unless they have a good theory about why everybody everywhere in the west somehow had “super willpower” until 20 years ago.

@lain I only drink pure Peruvian covfefe.

@Sabex this is straya. If you connect with nature it will eat you.

@Sabex @yukiame why does Chad look like pedobear

South Americans gon' South America I guess

@lain that’s the best part

@lain are you fainting or copping a feel on the sly?

No matter what the communists at Bunnings say, onion goes on top.

@lain bofa those ginger nerds man…

@lain she’s such a fox 🤤

@yukiame tell your friend to stop being such a fucking pussy.

I’m not sure the rest of Baldur’s Gate is worth the fucking unbelievably gay combat.

FUCKING STOP SAYING “HUNDRED PERCENT” WHEN YOU AGREE WITH SOMEBODY

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was somehow making the queers think the muslims and the (real) commies aren't planning to kill *them* first.

Finally got some swedish fish.

They're... fine.

Flavours are good, texture is weirdly gritty.