Notices by sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka), page 7
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sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2023 12:01:20 JST sapphire @Agartha_Noble @coolboymew me so honry -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2023 11:40:38 JST sapphire @WashedOutGundamPilot @MischievousTomato @PhoxFriday @RatPoster you can just hold her down and do it to her women are weak -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2023 11:38:27 JST sapphire @RatPoster @PhoxFriday @WashedOutGundamPilot imagine not wanting a girl so blatantly dysfunctional she can’t go out in public alone -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2023 11:38:26 JST sapphire @RatPoster @PhoxFriday @WashedOutGundamPilot fuck “I can fix her” we’re on “I can contain her” -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2023 05:48:58 JST sapphire @matrix -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 21:52:01 JST sapphire @skylar @william -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 14:14:44 JST sapphire @WashedOutGundamPilot if they wanna pay me I’ll grief this minecraft server, pay me enough and I’ll get all the boys in on it -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:30:56 JST sapphire @coolboymew dumb bitch lost her glasses again -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 05:38:19 JST sapphire @coolboymew POV: she got a boyfriend (me) who makes more than minimum wage -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 18-May-2023 11:48:18 JST sapphire @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @jetzkrieg @bleedingphoenix @skylar this is the ideal situation -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 18-May-2023 11:48:08 JST sapphire @bleedingphoenix @jetzkrieg @skylar incorrect: I've forgotten more about system administration than you've ever learned and I have an apple watch and smart locks -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 15-May-2023 09:42:48 JST sapphire @Dadbolgainz @Eternal_Iratus yeah but you know now they’re gonna have to make them really look like feds which means either they’re in the process of being infiltrated or there’s a parallel fed PF being built up as we speak. Even if they’re good guys now, the regime has to validate their lies so they’re doomed -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Monday, 15-May-2023 09:42:47 JST sapphire @Eternal_Iratus @Dadbolgainz simply don’t organize in any meaningful way with random strangers and you won’t have this problem nearly as much
Half of you can’t even imagine having enough friends to form a movement without recruiting random strangers with .gov emails though -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Saturday, 13-May-2023 06:11:31 JST sapphire @skylar @a1ba UEFI would be fine if they let me boot into an entire operating system for shitposting and other stuff but it’s always just gay and cringe in that order -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 05:55:24 JST sapphire @morgthorak @TrevorGoodchild once again fuck CO they’ll fight you on that.
Enlist, take 2 weeks off of work, and in second week of basic tell them you wanna off yourself or something. Don’t make it known that you don’t want the military, rather make the military not want you. -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Wednesday, 03-May-2023 07:15:31 JST sapphire @WashedOutGundamPilot management has been fucking me around over a fairly significant raise for the past 6 months so I show up sober if I fuckin feel like it -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Wednesday, 03-May-2023 05:19:26 JST sapphire @Agartha_Noble @NirtyDigger @bronze @WashedOutGundamPilot @synapsid @skylar tfw no fat ass-truck gf -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Wednesday, 03-May-2023 00:32:10 JST sapphire Utah passed an age verification law for porn and PornHub blocked the whole state.
Two wins for our guys -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Wednesday, 03-May-2023 00:32:08 JST sapphire @AnimeTradCath @Tony because every cult leader starts a cult as a gateway to a harem (which is supremely based)
pic related its my Monday morning wives waiting for me to preach to them about how they need no worldly possessions and that I'm the spokesperson of a God I made up -
sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2023 10:34:45 JST sapphire @skylar @IgnorantHussy @TheWeez @Dicer @jetzkrieg >and make Mr Goldblatt cum
Ftfy