Notices by Uncle Duke (uncleduke1969@universeodon.com)

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Regarding the alt text. Mea culpa. I am old enough to have known better. I’m even old enough to have used 5.25s before them. Honestly, I wasn’t looking closely enough. Next free moment, I will consider stabbing myself with a salad fork. Good day.

this is word for word what my last performance review said

later guys, ima bale

sloth broth

decades-long manhunt finally ends