Notices by doskel (doskel@masto.doskel.net)

whatever your thoughts on its effects, it's undeniable that the US highway system is one of the most incredible feats of human accomplishment that people use every day
just the sheer reliability and reach of it is unreal

you may not like it, but this is what peak computing performance looks like

@max less defederated than noob.quest? or it's just duke aura

learning the tap-scroll gesture for zooming has changed my life

i hate this fucking program bro what does this MEAN
"no active file" returns ZERO results on google
and what the hell is a "mailing list expansion problem" where is it getting that email from

tabs vs spaces debate

it is not a debate
the spaces people are Wrong. tabs are Objectively Correct and i will fight you over this. like physically. hand to hand.
c'mon loser square up, you know who you are

my own mastodon instance is 429'ing me

@chloe this is the live database from doskel.net

boomer humor: i hate my wife
gen z humor: i hate my life
doskel humor: i hate my users

if http was so good why didn't they make an http 2- oh
uhhh if http 2 was so good why didn't they make an http 3- god fucking damnit

@max @penny @nyanide nyanide is on like every fediblock list on earth i feel like we're looking at a bit of a paradox here

i'm not doomscrolling i'm watching in horror as my timeline automatically updates

@nyanide i don't want a prompt
i want it to be awful and shit and unusable except with a silly "uh-oh" when i fuck up

oh yeah it's a line editor so you can just. sed the output of it.

ed except instead of ? for every error message it just says uh-oh

god i love *nix

i should index all of fedi, make a giant network graph, do user interaction analysis, develop correlations and interest targeting, put it all into a big dump, and then light it on fire. just as a tribute.

why are my masto feeds so utterly busted right now
everything is out of order, posts show up in one column like a minute after they appear in another, what's busted

@lexio mastodon modern is 3/10 at best, fight me

god mastodon used to look so much better