Notices by Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club), page 2
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@Hoss @pwm @KnifeEar @idiot @mangeurdenuage
I reinstalled OpenBSD after reading these again since they are funny as fuck.
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@Hoss @KnifeEar @idiot @mangeurdenuage @pwm
I guess freedom meant "freedom to pay for his 100 TB of CP without Microsoft spying on him (hosted at someone else's house of course because he can't install Debian)"
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And to nobody's surprise
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@hidden @Hoss @nik Do a drunken "women's rights were a mistake" speech when she shows up
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@MK2boogaloo @Hoss Worst part was when he let out that little moan and you saw a splatter against the floor
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@sun We've had that a long time, you just didn't like the answer.
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@dcc @verita84_automata Very nice
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@sun I see it as a control thing. Rust is controlled by the Rust foundation, which in turn funded by Google, Microsoft, etc., while having execs from Google, Microsoft, Huawei, Meta, AWS, etc., on its board of directors. Having Rust in the kernel would open the doors to those people having more control over the Linux kernel. There's no equivalent foundation with that level of resources controlling the development of C. C is just C. The Linux C coders should have been even more dickish.
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@confederatehobo @not_benis Come home
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Your PC has been hacked. You need to unlock
Hello!
You are in a big trouble.
However, do not freak out right away. Hear to me first, because there is constantly a escape.
You are now on the notice of an international group of cybercriminals, and such things never have a happy ending for anyone.
I'm convinced you've heard of the well-known hacker group. Well, in relation to us, they are a bunch of amateurs.
We are a worldwide organization of several thousand experts, each with their own responsibility.
Someone hacks corporate and government networks, someone works together with covert organizations on the most delicate tasks, and someone among me deals with people like you to maintain the system of our group.
"What kind of persons like me?" - that is the question you are probably contemplating yourself now.
The response is simple: people who enjoy to watch highly contentious and, as it were, atypical pornography on the internet that most normal people would consider distorted. Nonetheless not you!
In to leave you without any hesitations, I'll clarify how I came across it. 2 moons ago, my associates and I set up spyware on your PC and then obtained access to all of your gadgets, including your mobile. It was simple - one of those many banners on porn sites was our creations.
I suppose you previously realize that we would not contact an typical man who watches "vanilla" and even adult porn - there is nothing special about that. However the material you're watching are beyond good and evil. So after gaining access to your mobile device and laptop cameras, we recorded you self-pleasuring to highly controversial recordings. There is a zoomed-in footage of you and a little square on the right with the videos you are enjoying yourself. Nonetheless, as I stated earlier, there is always a escape, because even the most degraded sinner deserves leniency. You are favored today because I'm not a sadist who enjoys other people's distress. Only currency matters to me.
By the way I also saved each your crucial files - records, pictures, recordings, etc. - to a remote storage.
Here is your rescue: you need to remit $1300 in Bitcoin to this BTC virtual currency wallet:
1JYrmsNeEDs4vxSeED99Q2ANdcyFeEdX2u
Let's acknowledge it, that's a pretty small amount in current world.
You have exactly 48 hours to process the transaction, so think minimally, and do better. When I get corroboration of the exchange, I'll remove all compromising material and permanently disable our software. Trust me, I always abide by gentleman's arrangements. Even with persons who are seldom decent. Because it is not personal, just business.
If I fail to receive a payment, I'll forward every videos of you to all person in your address book, messaging apps and e-mail. Kin, significant others, associates, pals - anyone you've at any time been in touch with will receive them. You comprehend perfectly well that you will ever be able to remove this stain on your character. All will think of you as sick as fuck.
Your life will be utterly devastated, and, most likely, only a firm cord around your neck will be able to save the day.
If you have not dealt with cryptocurrency before, I assume it will not be hard for you to understand it all. Merely type in the "crypto exchange" into the search bar and pay with a credit card. Besides, based on your browsing record, you are a savvy user. When you choose to, you can explore into the most hidden areas of the Internet, so I am confident you will be able to find out what is what.
Here is what my colleagues and I should advise you against:
- Don't answer to this e-mail.
- Do you really think we are so stupid to be tracked by an email address? This is a temporary email. Once I hit "Send", it was gone for good.
- Forget about law-enforcement authorities. At what time I detect that you are trying to contact them, the incriminating material will be published. Keep in mind, I have access to each your equipment, and I can even track your activities.
- Do not reset your equipment to factory settings and don't endeavor to get rid of your devices. It will not aid in any way. Look above - my all-knowing eye is monitoring each your movements. It is easy to hunt down you.
I am sorry that we crossed paths in such situations. Probably, everything could be changed if you had been more careful about what you are doing on the online. Watch yourself from now on, because even such things that you initially considered insignificant can devastate your future in the future like a ripple effect. I wish this is goodbye forever. Nonetheless, it relies on you.
The clock is on. The decision is yours.
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@blaaablaaaa @Rocc
>less than a mile away
>less than 500 yards away
>less than 100 yards away
>less than 50 yards away
>walking up your driveway
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@grizzlywhisker @yockeypuck He's telling you he's two-faced. Man loves his symbolism.
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@jeffcliff @TimeSpent I was saying this a year ago after running DNA tests on my gut flora.
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@bot I personally prefer more but it's decently common, especially if you have young kids and are run down/on edge from it.
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@bot But personally once a week seems pretty low.
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@bot I mean my most is 7 in a day but a couple with young kids doesn't have nearly that much time to themselves or energy even when stress is low.
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Finally got my shirt for finishing Hoon school, just in time for Urbit to go under.
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@Hoss @realman543 We truly believed we were greater than the God of the DB25 parallel port.
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@realman543 @Hoss I had a cable not too far off from that in my old lab to get a old photometer to talk to a mac, but the latest OS update dropped driver support for the last piece in the chain.
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Been stacking rocks.
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