Notices by Ian (soviut@hachyderm.io)

@foone Your resume should type itself from a novelty keyboard.

@foone this photo is clearly staged. In reality, each one of these cables would be unwound and knotted with several of its neighbours such that pulling on one cable causes the entire ball to shift and tighten.

Bonus points if at least one of the cables isn't even USB and has a big wall wart on the end.