Notices by attractive nuisance (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)

BEHOLD: THE MOST PERFECTLY SLICED PIZZA YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

@pernia bzzt wrong fucko

@pernia this is the ideal pizza distributionary slice arrangement. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

looks like you aren't ready for this wisdom from the great italian prophets of the past, buster. see me after class

ahahahahahahaha JOTTEM

context: i reported shit sandwich, to himself, for a giggle, with the only message saying "shit sandwich lol"