Notices by 🎅 🎄 Festive Dave 🎄 🎅 (dave@gleasonator.com), page 3

@splitshockvirus Ahem, you used the free version, stop being poor

@splitshockvirus It specifically tells you how to update the bash prompt, are you sure that won’t work?

I tried “translating” your response and this is what I got

The future is gonna be lit. I fucking love ChatGPT

Trying out perplexity just FYI

@splitshockvirus Bro you especially are missing out, it’s really good at helping with IT and coding topics

IT professional Luddite

Damn, you are really doing the meme

@coolboymew Funny enough, answering this specific question is itself something that was good at scraping and regex could get an answer for by themselves

@lain Nobody needs more than 5 (fudge) rounds, high-capacity box bans now!

@Kos_mod Ahem, how do you know what’s trending on reddit right now? 🤨

@Kos_mod Lol that explanation makes zero sense. You’ve outed yourself, Redditor! 😜

The soyjak/Chad format is being appropriated by normies who don’t understand it, sell now while you still can

@LukeAlmighty Narrator: it was not, in fact, false

@Amikke @LukeAlmighty Blindly believing every mainstream narrative is stupid, but so is blindly rejecting them.

Guy who takes his smartphone with him everywhere, but didn’t get vaxxed because he thinks the government put a tracker in it.

Good Morning

Probably a lot of crossover that believes his wife is a man

@moffintosh My dude, the manchild is the self-important clown blocking other people who are just trying to get to work on time because he doesn’t understand that pissing working and middle-class people off isn’t going to bring any of them to your side.. I’m rooting for driver on this one.

Undeniable proof of soapbox supremacy

cc @alex