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1. 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝@𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛.𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 (threat@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 04:31:36 JST 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝@𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛.𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋
   • you better sell your laptop before you go!
   • make sure to use hot-topic shiny nail polish on your laptop!
   • do not leave your laptop unattended, the nsa is watching
   • to avoid tampering, remove the ram, ssd, and wifi card and ship them ahead of your journey!
   • remember opsec!!!

   it's really disturbing to read all of these privacy idiots going on about all this complicated dogshvt one needs to do to protect against evil-maid attacks and other tampering when traveling.

   i don't anticipate leaving my laptop anywhere a demonic evil maid is going to have reach. in fact i'll take it into the bathroom with me because i can't be bothered to go to hot-topic

   you guys seriously should lay off the freebase kokaine

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   • syzygy (syzygy@gh0st.live)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 05:59:36 JST syzygy

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     @threat
     Luckily now I don't have to worry about my laptop outside, I can keep my cyberdvck in my pants.
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   • syzygy (syzygy@gh0st.live)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 05:59:50 JST syzygy

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     @threat
     If it did I'd see a doctor.
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   • 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝@𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛.𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 (threat@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 05:59:51 JST 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝@𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛.𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋

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     • syzygy
     @syzygy will it pop out when you cough? :Thinker:
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 06:00:07 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     • syzygy
     @threat @syzygy Not everyone sticks stuff up there ass threat :columbo_smug: