speaking of the evil empire (starbucks). i went there to pick up a gift card for a connection. there was a man pushing a bright yellow cart full of bedding and pizza boxes.

he was unkept, smoking cigarette butts off the ground, and was screaming at someone pointing his finger as if he were a cop or something. he parked his porsche (shopping cart) and marched in demanding coffee although he was paying for it.

the dude started screaming about murder and people hiding behind the see-thru glassdoors and was asked to leave. on the way out he killed no less than two imaginary people on the street in cold blood. grabbed another cigarette butt to smoke and walked away.

if terry davis and jonny fever had children, this motherfucker was apex-offspring