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1. Racist Jimmy Buffett (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:59:00 JST Racist Jimmy Buffett

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   • Hollyjollytailspike
   • Giar Naga Thar
   @Dicer @monsterislandcolonizer the other day at my office the Asian women, and some non Asian women, all agreed that Chairman Mao was peak sex appeal as far as Asian men go but also for men generally. this confused the men, which just goes to show how few men really get women. This is what women want in a man, not a male model.
   • gentooP (gentoop@social.mikutter.hachune.net)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:59:00 JST gentooP

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Giar Naga Thar

     @Dicer @monsterislandcolonizer @jimmybuffettfanaccount UB stays winning

   • Racist Jimmy Buffett (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:59:01 JST Racist Jimmy Buffett

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     @monsterislandcolonizer I’m sorry but Step 1 to get girls is have rizz. some of the fattest ugliest slovenly assholes in history got tons of pussy because they had W rizz. You can have the cleanest fade and sharpest kicks and washboard abs with 1% body fat but if you have L rizz-or no rizz at all-then you’re not going to be moving the needle any more than you did before. You should certainly get in shape and dress and groom yourself well for a number of reasons, but as far as attracting women is concerned these things are only in service to be a rizz multiplier, they won’t get you anywhere on their own.
   • Giar Naga Thar (dicer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:59:01 JST Giar Naga Thar

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     @jimmybuffettfanaccount @monsterislandcolonizer For getting a girl:
     Step 1, have power
     Step 2, have something she doesn't have
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:59:02 JST Hollyjollytailspike
     Step 1 to get girls to like you is don't be fat, be at least a little muscular.
     Step 2 is a good haircut. If you don't know what to do here, find a barber shop run by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans; they take their grooming very seriously. White hipsters can give you a good haircut, but they're not gonna trim your facial hair in a modern style and if you don't know exactly what you want they're probably not gonna be much help.
     I hate to say it but shops run by an old white guy only give one haircut and they're gonna shave your face. You aren't a GI coming back from The War and this isn't the 50s, that's why you don't see many of these places, avoid.
     Step 3 stop dressing like a child. No more graphic tees or running shoes.
     
     TL;Dr: stop being fat, get a decent haircut and fix your neckbeard, quit dressing like a 5 year old.
     
     Remember the picture of the chapo traphouse guy who had a heart attack, dressed EXACTLY like the literal toddler standing behind him. A lot of you are exactly like him but with different politics. Stop it.