@mischievoustomato @WashedOutGundamPilot @givenup you and me both brother. The biggest culture shock I ever experienced was leaving the states, seeing lots of qt Italian chicks and then coming back to the US and seeing just how far the standards dropped over here.
It's still possible to snag them in the states though, I hope I can do that and then bring her to Europe so she's embarrassed and tries to fit in. Like the complete opposite of dudes who bring their thai brides to the US and are surprised they're bitchy.