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nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2023 11:11:00 JST nixCraft 🐧

job performance
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. In this comic, the theme is job performance and how they suck. Employees received a special email, and the bossman told everyone to check their emails. One person's email reads, "Your top activity was slacking." The report further mentions that the employee had only 2 hours to clean out their desk because they only spent 5 minutes doing actual work, showed 0% initiative, and were in the top 3% for poor work ethics. The person who receives this email asks, "Does everybody's email say this?" The rest of the team seems to be working happily, indicating that the person who received the email was fired via email.
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- MegatronicThronBanks (megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2023 12:13:14 JST MegatronicThronBanks
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  @nixCraft It's fantasy. He would have turned up that morning to discover his keycard didn't work.
  
  In conversation about a year ago permalink

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