MAN ID DO A HALLOWEEN EFFORTPOST BUT IM BURNT OUT SORRY

UHHHH I THINK THIS
TOWER OF BABEL -> SAMHAIN -> PENTECOST -> HALLOWEEN
WHY? THE IDOLATRY PROBLEM
YOU DRAW THE GOD OF THUNDER INTO A WOODEN STATUE AND MAKE HIM RAIN ON YOUR FIELDS
WOW YOU GAINED POWER OVER THE SPIRITS HUH
BUT NOW IF YOU DO RITUAL WRONG NO RAIN COMES AND YOUR FAMILY WILL STARVE, SO YOU QUIVER AND BEG AND BECOME ENSLAVED TO THAT WHICH YOU TRIED TO USURP CONTROL OVER -- BY MEANS OF DEATH AND YOUR FEAR OF DEATH
SO THEN SAMHAIN, YOU MARCH OUT AN ARMY OF YOUTH AGAINST THE SPIRITS OF COLD DEATH COMING
AT PENTECOST THESE BONDS ARE BROKEN AND USURPATION ENDS, AND SO SAMHAIN BECOMES A MOCKERY OF THE OVERTURNED USURPERS, THE SERVANTS WHO CROWNED THEMSELVES KINGS THROUGH TRICKERY AND EXPLOITATION OF HUMAN FAULTS
NOT UNLIKE OUR HOOKNOSED PALS DO