@TheWanax @justnormalkorean @Shadowman311 we just can't risk a rogue storm turning polling places into muddy ebola-infested deathtraps in the middle of nowhere. IF IT SAVES ONE LIFE we have to mandate that Democratic operatives cast all votes on behalf of the public, and that every adult is automatically registered to vote, and that auditing must be impossible (lest auditors get rained on and then catch ebola)