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1. JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:13 JST JAJAX
   First track from that fried CD I found at the thrift store is ripped! That staticky clicking noise you hear constantly is an artifact of it being fried-- gonna try some things out to see if I can get it to sound better.
   
   The name of the first song on the album is called "Funny Shirts"
   
   Here's the lyrics:
   >I woke up this morning with an alien beside me
   >He woke up this morning with an alien beside him
   >It was a damn fine job of human mimicry
   >A really fine job
   >I'm not quite sure it it was a she or an it
   >He finds it rather confusing
   >The eyes, the clothes, the hair all fit
   >Remarkable and amusing
   >"Baby, I love you" it said, and it sounded oh-so-right
   >Now, let the nightmare begin, drown your soul in blight
   
   >It said, Honey, you'll never guess what I found for you
   >An archaeological blunder
   >It'll look so good, and it hides all those pounds on you
   >A true sartorial wonder
   >Nobody else has got one just like it
   >The surprises never end
   >And she smiled so sweetly, how could I fight it
   >Well with everything close at hand
   >"Baby, you know this'll make me so happy,
   >Now, tame me out to the mall"
   >Can I crawl inside a bag, and not be seen at all?
   
   >Hoping to dodget the worst of the spectacle
   >He was hoping for an out
   >Given a choice, I'd as soon be a receptacle
   >Yes, he's an ungrateful lout
   >Must I resembe a very sore thumb?
   >Ooh, that's so ... sexy
   >Trying for daring but only reaching dumb
   >Heh, heh, you think?
   >"Baby you weren't going to wear *that* again, oh, come on, try on the shirt
   >That guilt thing gets me every time, I don't wanna be a jerk.
   
   >I cannot defeat the alien's powers
   >Dang, they're like, wow
   >It cannot be calmed with candy and flowers
   >Don't have a clue as to how
   >But it must be stopped here, can't let it go further
   >But enough already
   >From this point on it gets worser and worser,
   >Like I said, uh, already
   >"baby you look so good - What! Is that a stain on your new shirt?"
   >Desperately I unleash the doomsday weapon, the mustard squirt
   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:08 JST 

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     • :ihavenomouth:
     @Inginsub @JAJAX @bot Harness the power of quotepost fallback span class. Soybox users can't see this message.
   • :ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:09 JST :ihavenomouth:

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     • bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
     @JAJAX @bot putting subject titles on all my posts to annoy soapbox users
   • JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:10 JST JAJAX

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     • bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
     @bot yes. I don't know why it won't show up on your instance
   • JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:10 JST JAJAX

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     • bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
     @bot Probably because I put a subject line in the post. Fucking soapbox copying the mastodon convention of subject lines indicating "trigger warnings" fuck that hsit.
   • bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:11 JST bot :kiwi_dumbbell:

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     As they finish (they don’t show up for me tho). Is this the cd you posted about recently with a cover that looks like it was drawn by a child?
   • JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:12 JST JAJAX

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     Yeah, it's no Alien Rap, but it's remotely interesting. I'll post the whole thing, with scans of the liner notes etc... later on.
   • JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:12 JST JAJAX

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     second track's about half done. Should I post them as they finish or should I wait and dump them all at once?
   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 01:01:18 JST 

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     • bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
     • :ihavenomouth:
     @Inginsub @JAJAX @bot Doesn't work on cyberia since it strips the class, sadly. Needs either another quotepost-enabled instance or the one running some old unpatched version.