>sitting in my office playing fallout: new vegas
>wife screams from the living room
>"sweetie come here quick!"
>i bolt from my office down the hall ready to murderfuck an intruder
>bust my ass turning the corner
>wife looks at me childlike, barely noticing i fell in my haste
> excitedly says "sweetie look we have a screech owl in our birdbath!"
>points outside the back door at the tiny adorable creature
>makes me take pictures

tard wife strikes again