ai generated mtg cards are fucking hilarious

instant whose only text is "play this card only as a sorcery"

land that does nothing, can't even be tapped for mana, but has trample

card with a tap ability, "Name a card. Any player may activate this ability." which does nothing but tap it

instant with "Name a card. You gain 1 life."

Dozens of cards that require you to name a card then do nothing else

and my personal favorite, "Target creature. Target opponent is named that creature."