I was at a store and I accidentally bumped into some guy, he almost fell to the floor. I said "watch where you're going!" and he said "you could have killed me with that bump, I'm vaccinated". I stared at him with shock and I could feel the panic rise. "Vaccinated? Don't you know how dangerous that is?" but it was too late the man was clutching his chests while muttering to himself. I began calling for help "I need help, he's vaccinated!". Everyone around me stares in shock and horror "vaccinated? I thought that was an urban legend". The poor vaccinated man on the ground starts writhing on the floor, clutching his chest "OHNONONO THE SPIKE PROTEINS!" as centimeter long spikes are forced through his skin and ejected from his body. His body was twisting and tearing in a lovecraftian display of true eldritch horror, before the spike proteins are pushed out of his eyes.