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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 02:43:14 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   • GreentextBot

   Reminder to help out your buds if you’re obviously tall - tell girls you’re an obviously fake height to screw up their image of guys. If you’re 6’3, tell them “yeah, I’m actually just a tad under five nine. It’s a forced perspective thing, like when you hold a camera lens up to the light”

   They’re dumb but it’s funny and fills chick world with increased signals noise
   
   RT: https://bae.st/objects/27a50d09-bd94-448f-bf52-28f2f3e4ccc5

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 03:19:14 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
     • GreentextBot

     @LukeAlmighty @greentext W/ shoes on most guys get another 1-2.5 inches, we’re just dumb and literal so we guilelessly tell the truth when asked. It’s more about having the number to brag about to her friends, tell her you’re almost 6’1 and leave off the parenthetic (…in my boots)

   • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 (lukealmighty@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 03:19:15 JST LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

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     • GreentextBot

     @WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext
     Seriously....
     Posts like this make me actually happy I never had to deal with this shit.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 03:30:48 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • salty_apollyon
     • GreentextBot

     @rlier23 @greentext Yeah, but he might be tired of it. I get hating simps but I have to spend time with a lot of terrible, gross dudes “flirting” with women and it gets really old. I could imagine working in a gym drives you crazy watching guys completely screw up all the time

   • salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 03:30:49 JST salty_apollyon

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     • GreentextBot
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext it's funny but i can't help feel disgusted at the manlet for whiteknighting for the whore
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 03:33:19 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • salty_apollyon
     • GreentextBot

     @rlier23 @greentext he DOES work at a gym, so

   • salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 03:33:20 JST salty_apollyon

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     • GreentextBot
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext nah i think he's a simp ust because how he switches so fast from angry towards the guy to angry towards the whore
   • The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 09:29:13 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • GreentextBot
     • Zettour
     @Zettour @WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext I'll just tell them I'm 6'14" to fuck with them.
     Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
   • Zettour (zettour@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 09:29:14 JST Zettour

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     • GreentextBot
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext I'm going to go the opposite way and start telling women I'm 6'8", I need the advantage.