Portable computer storage in 1993:
* Size of your palm
* Just a tape that's been squished flat into a disc shape, understandable technology
* Big paper sticker you can write on to say what's on it
* Programs aplenty to test/repair if you leave it on a radiator or speaker
* Sturdy unless badly abused
Portable computer storage today:
* Size of your smallest fingernail
* Unknowable magic
* Can't be labelled, pencil won't work
* Testing? Feh
* Dies if you look at it too hard
MicroSD was a mistake