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Ants are so cute. They runrunrun their legs ablur and then suddenly stop and feel around with their antennae "Alright no food here," then runrunrun and stop and feel again "No food here either." And then finally they get fed up and are like "I NEED TO GET MY QUEEN SOME DAMN FOOD," and go on a huge sprint and resume the antennae sweeping.
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@ai I know it's accurate because I just spent 15 minutes stalking an ant
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@hidden Humans are so cute. They're big and dumb and slow and think that I don't see them as they drag their colossal bodies through the underbrush. "What a cute ant," this one says, completely unaware that I am the strongest and oldest worker-warrior of my tribe. Then she says again, "adorable," as I jealously guard the juicy crumb I found, in case the cyclopean giant tries to take it from me. Finally she gets fed up and is like "I NEED TO GO WRITE A FEDI POST" and she goes on a huge sprint, leaving crushed branches in her wake.
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@hidden Incredibly accurate post.