Conversation

@confederatehobo American logic:

1. God says “call no man father”, that means you shouldn’t call your own father your ‘father’. But it’s fine if you call him ‘dad’ or something, because God doesn’t own a thesaurus, or he’s being so pointlessly precise that you can probably just say “father” because that’s a word in a different language from the original. Also, after you’ve excised the word “father” from your lexicon, you won’t understand what it even means for God to be a father.
2. Lucifer means light-bringer. That means that this anime girl named Luce is satanic - she’s named after Lucifer! Also you’re committing a Satanism every time you turn on the lights in your own home.
3. The Jews, who have exceeded Christian tolerance thousands of times in history, in hundreds of countries, and and who have always been encouraged to convert, are actually SUPER DUPER SPECIAL and like bro listen— Jesus is just waiting for Russia to nuke Israel so that Jesus can personally fend off the nukes and end the world. We’ve gotta focus on this! Israel is so important bros! I named a cat “Israel” so send me money to feed my cat or you’re going against what the Bible says!
4. all that God really wants for you is what your kindergarten teacher wanted from you: to be nice to each other, to not be racist, to not make a fuss, and to immediately forgive anyone that murders your family members.