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@SuperSnekFriend @zanmato :alert: BREAKING NEWS:alert:
The Fumo Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is now holding a press conference on the results of its investigation.
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@wgiwf @zanmato Listening intently!
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@SuperSnekFriend @zanmato :alert: LIVE STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT CIRNO AT THE WHITE HOUSE!:alert:
"My fellow Americans, as it turns out on this fine Fumo Friday, the FBI's investigation has concluded that I am a Fumo. This is shocking, I know. It's also a shock to learn that Secretary of State Big Reimu and the rest of the entire cabinet are Fumos as well."
"Please do not be alarmed! Nothing changes because of this revelation, besides a requirement for us to bounce and wiggle on occasion. Things shall continue as normal. I thank you for your understanding in this matter and God bless America."