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1. Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 04:57:50 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦
   _________________________________________ / A programmer is a person who passes as \ | an exacting expert on the basis of | | being able to turn out, after | | innumerable punching, an infinite | | series of incomprehensible answers | | calculated with micrometric precisions | | from vague assumptions based on | | debatable figures taken from | | inconclusive documents and carried out | | on instruments of problematical | | accuracy by persons of dubious | | reliability and questionable mentality | | for the avowed purpose of annoying and | | confounding a hopelessly defenseless | | department that was unfortunate enough | | to ask for the information in the first | | place. | | | \ -- IEEE Grid newsmagazine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 04:57:49 JST 

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     @jeffcliff Now do it with cowsay -f sodomized.
   • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 05:00:00 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦

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     @mint aha someone remembers my cow sex script
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   • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 05:03:58 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦

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     @mint
     
     cowsay: Could not find sodomized cowfile!
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   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 05:05:04 JST 

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     @jeffcliff It is included in Arch version, maybe your distro removed it to make it less offensive or something.
   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 05:06:01 JST 

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     @jeffcliff https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=882085
     Always a g*rman.
   • syzygy (syzygy@gh0st.live)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 05:21:31 JST syzygy

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     @mint @jeffcliff
     >This is a legal issue in many countries. Even if it's not well-defined by law if ASCII representations of Zoophilia are legal or not, I'd rather prefer not to take a chance being involved in a lawsuit when such a file could be found on my computer.
     🤓🤓 Lockposter tier delusions.
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