That’s right, website designers: Popping up an obstructing box right on top of your content is the *perfect* user experience. Just pop it up right there and ask me to sign up for your newsletter, upsell me to a subscription, or tell me there’s a sale going on. You’ll totally get your 0.05% clickthrough rate and you’ll pat yourself on the back for being a Metric Advancer. Good job. Yeah, just put it right in the middle, don’t be shy.