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1. flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Aug-2023 07:55:12 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
   >sitting in my office playing fallout: new vegas
   >wife screams from the living room
   >"sweetie come here quick!"
   >i bolt from my office down the hall ready to murderfuck an intruder
   >bust my ass turning the corner
   >wife looks at me childlike, barely noticing i fell in my haste
   > excitedly says "sweetie look we have a screech owl in our birdbath!"
   >points outside the back door at the tiny adorable creature
   >makes me take pictures
   
   tard wife strikes again