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Since DRC seems to have been fortunately spared the trauma of GuroBot, I think it’s time that I fulfill my promise to @Rasterman and make a topic praising Min Min. Now, I’ve been bashing the Chinese ARMS girl over the years, but that’s just in retaliation for Raster’s blasphemy against the Aegis girls. In truth, I think quite highly of Min Min, so much so in fact that I actually ended up buying her Amiibo.

ARMS as a game was pretty shallow and lacking in content, but one thing I always appreciated was just how distinct and memorable the various characters were, and Min Min is definitely no exception, with her Ramen-theming, martial artist background and dragon powers. Her design is excellent, creative and complex, yet cohesive, and her color scheme (heavy on green and orange) is striking, exotic and appealing. She looks like no other Nintendo girl before her, and her design is full of neat, unique elements that reflect her background, like her ramen hair and noodle arms. Even her beanie is apparently meant to invoke an upside-down ramen bowl, which is really clever. Min Min’s mask further sets her apart from other non-ARMS Nintendo girl, and is another really cool part of her look.

Obviously Min Min is very attractive. I joke about her being fat, but again, that’s just to retaliate against Rasterman for disrespecting the Aegis girls – if she was actually fat or chubby, I would obviously be far more hostile to her, and I wouldn’t associate with Raster in the first place (all fucking fatfags must fucking hang!). No, Min Min obviously has a great body, slim and athletic, as befitting a martial artist. Her being concerned about her weight is if anything a very good sign, it means she’ll watch her diet and avoid suffering the terrible fate of say, Naruto’s Anko. She’s not busty, but that’s not a big deal because I 1) value quality over quantity and 2) I’m an Ass Man anyway. And the fact that even Min Min’s own Amiibo has given loving attention to her buttocks really tells you how well-endowed she is in THAT particular department. She also has a nice face (to be fair, pretty much ALL Nintendo girls do), and I’m particularly partial to her green eyes (green is Peak Eye Color btw). Her hair length is also fine, especially after the likes of Pyra, Mikasa and 2B made me a bob cut convert.

Now, this is HONEST praise, so I’m not gonna pretend that I rank Min Min on the same level in terms of looks as Pyra or anything. However, she’s definitely Top 5 as far as Smash Bros. girls go, and I might even rank her above Ultimate Mythra (because I really hate her censored outfit). I was also a big fan of Min Min being picked over Spring Man, not just because supporting characters are often way more interesting than main characters, but because Min Min’s design is WAY better than Spring Man’s. Also, Spring Man is not a cute girl. Hell, Min Min was probably the single best ARMS girl they could have picked for Smash – I like Ribbon Girl and all, but she’s kinda ARMS Peach, Min Min is way more unique. Twintelle has a sensational ass, but she’s brown and Fr*nch, Lola Pop wasn’t part of the original main roster, Mechanica is basically just a Loli, and so on. Min Min was just the best choice overall, and is a Quality Waifu.

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